Yes.

… I’m not going to have to play games with you if I say yes to being your friend am I?

No, that’s alright. I’m not one of those insane people who forces her friends to say goodbye to her dead pets. And hm.. maybe next week?

Your name is Blaze? Blaze? I suppose Fire and Smoke was taken, but um, thank you. You’re pretty too.

It is a ‘bummer’ His funeral is today and soon would be nice.

I hate people at award shows who act all surprised when they win.

(Source: biancadiangelos, via freak-thefreak-out)

I hate that stupid ass phrase because its so wrong that it pisses me off. Nothing is easy to take from a baby, you know why? Because they cry and scream. Babies have an insane vocal range and its so annoying I want to punch them in the throat.

And why the hell would a baby have candy in the first place? Do you not know that babies can’t chew yet? Are you trying to kill your baby? Is that what this phrase is trying to convey? Baby killing? How cute.

So, lets say you give the baby candy and before they could die from not being able to chew and the piece of candy gets lounged in their throat — you take it away. Then what happens? They cry. Loud, screaming, annoying high pitched cries. And of course you are spineless and can’t ignore your child’s tears so you give in and give the candy back. Now, which part of that was easy? The saying should read, “It’s as easy as being a spineless wrench who likes to sike out their child and have them choke on candy.” 

hannahpuckerman-pierce-lopez:

Sure. Do you want me to decorate it too?

You can help. I know his style more.

(Source: iplaywithmatches)

thisaintnoacrobatics:

Everything. Especially when he pees on your things. 

Don’t make me run him over with my car.

(Source: iplaywithmatches)

littlemissgeorgia:

But it’s still sad! Are you sure you’re okay?

I’m fine, just looking for a shoe box to decorate for him.

(Source: iplaywithmatches)